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“Make your Pototoy happier” techniques

Posted in Jacking-Off, Pototoy, Semen, Sex, Techniques on 26 Oktubre 2007 by pinoyjetsetter

WARNING: This article contains statements that might be offensive to ladies. Read at your risk. 

Since I started doing this blog, I tried to post on different topics and subjects. Although I haven’t reached the 100++ number of readers per day, I found out that so far, the most searched and clicked subject matter is about SEX. So for all guys out there who, like me, would like to explore the new level of ‘pleasing’ oneself (especially if you’re currently single, available and enjoying it) here is a list of things to do to spice up that ordinary jack-off session. (Of course doing the real deed is better but if you’re alone, then I guess this would really help)

Cold climax
Masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

Rings around your penis
Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

Palm rubber
Once you’re erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

Ball holder 
During the process, when you feel as though you’re about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it’s way to the exit.

Gentle tap
Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don’t if it doesn’t work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you’re at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah…

Screw your hand
While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you’re most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It’ll make you feel like you’re actually penetrating a vagina (Okay, maybe not)

Plastic bag
In your bedroom (or someone else’s if you wish), fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.

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