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Benteng tanong

Posted in Blah! Blah! Blah!, My so-called life, Saturday night, Toplist on 29 Disyembre 2007 by pinoyjetsetter

Tagged by the donya, Maru

Rules:

Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

20 Questions

1.) At what age do you wish to marry?

Baka kapag trenta na ako, kaya matagal-tagal pa yun.

2.) What color do you like most?

White, pero kung para sa iba ay hindi kulay ang white, Blue.

3.) If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?

“Mahal kita, at kung mahal mo rin ako, nais kong malaman mo na marami akong luho…”

4.) Where is the place that you want to go the most?

Beach!

5.) Which part of you do you hate the most?

Yung mga bukol ko sa noo, parang mga sungay na tumutubo.

6.) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?

Maki-lungkot muna, tapos gagawa ng paraan para sumaya uli ang mood.

7.) What are you afraid to lose the most?

My loved ones.

8.) If you win $1 million, what would you do?

Ubusin ng dahan-dahan sa mga luho.

9.) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?

Will see first if I really love the person (will take time), and then I’ll confess.

10.) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.

Mabait, Matyaga (sa pagbabasa ng mga entries ko), Maganda

11.) Where do you usually go to unwind?

Nood lang ng sine mag-isa. Ayos na.

12.) Till now, what is the moment that you regret the most?

Hindi ako nag-aral mabuti.

13.) Which type of person do you hate the most?

Mayabang na tanga naman.

14.) What is your ambition?

I want to succeed in my career. I want to live independently and to eat everyday at La Maison or at Market (Hyatt).

15.) What is the thing that will make you think he is bad?

Kapag lantaran ang pandaraya niya, sa anuman aspeto.

16.) What is it that people doesn’t know about you?

Na isa akong snowman, er, polar bear.

17.) What is your Motto in life?

Umayos sa buhay. Magkaroon ng urbanidad.

18.) Name one of your body part your wife or girlfriend tells you she adores.

 My sexyback! Bwahahaha! Sexyback AMP!

19.) It would be 2008 in a few days, do you have a new year’s resolution?

Oo. Magtipid! Utang na loob!

20.) If your better half is cheating on you, will you forgive him or her?

Siguro. 

Tag ko si Banana, Bevs, Lilmispasaway,Psychosomaticaddictinsane (hingal…), kulang pa po ako sa taong itatag eh, sorry.

10 Pinoy reasons for going bold

Posted in Bold movies, Inday Badiday, Reasons, Showbiz, Silverscreen, Stupidity, Toplist on 11 Nobyembre 2007 by pinoyjetsetter

After the Chinese astrology I saw an old article by the late Inday Badiday on Filipino “celebrity-wannabe” reasons for venturing the ‘bomba’ side of movies.  

It’s funny how these boldies rationalize their decision to go totally bold. Here are 10 of their most incredible answers:

1. For art’s sake. This line has been used by all the bold stars who have come and gone. But do they even know what it means?

2. Just a stepping stone. Bold stars justify their willingness to take everything off for the camera by claiming they have acting talent which will eventually shine through, that this is only a phase they have to go through until they finally ”graduate” to becoming actors and actresses. True for some (with the likes of Lorna Tolentino, Gina Alajar and Jaclyn Jose) but not for the majority of others (Nini Jacinto, Leonardo Litton, etc).

3. I’m a breadwinner. They do it for the money. It’s their way out of poverty, a ticket to the realization of their modest dreams. But there are hundreds of other jobs that doesn’t need one to take off their clothes to earn a living (waiters, etc) 

4. The story calls for it. Of course, because in the first place, it has been hammered out to revolve around sex themes (Sambahin mo ang katawan ko, Totoy Mola, Anakan mo ako).

5. We have a good, respectable director. I don’t think Mr Spielberg would ever do a bomba movie even if he’s gone broke. 

6. It’s the trend. Why? Does our country have a ‘mating season’? Tag-libog? 

7. If you have it, flaunt it. If your body is 100% natural, then maybe. But if you’re 50% retokada and 50% covered with heavy concealer, I don’t think your body will still be flaunt-worthy. 

8. The industry is dying. Never will the bold movies be the saving grace of the movie industry. 

9. Times have changed. People are becoming more stupid, more immoral, more senseless. 

10. This is better than the flesh trade. Bold movies encourages flesh trade. Enough said.

10 excuses for sleeping at desk

Posted in Jokes, Sleeping, Toplist, Work on 25 Oktubre 2007 by pinoyjetsetter

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?”
4. “Shoot! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…”
2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”
1. “…In Jesus’ name, Amen.”